Funny Quote about Death

“ I don't want to die, but I wouldn't care if I were dead.”

By: Cicero

Let me Love Funny Quote

“ For God's sake hold your tongue, and let me love.”

By: John Donne

Funny Love Quote

“ A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.”

By: Zsa Zsa Gabor

Funny Christmas Quotation

“ I stopped believing in Santa when I was six. My mother took me to see him in a departmental store and he asked for my autograph.”

By: Shirley Temple

Funny Christmas Quote

“ Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.”

By: George Carlin

Halloween Ghosts

“Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.”

By: Richard Harris Barham

Fun of Halloween

“I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.”

Propose on Halloween

“Just like a ghost, you've been a-hauntin' my dreams,
So I'll propose on Halloween.
Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you.”

From: Classics IV

Funny Football Quote

“That’s great, tell him he’s Pele, and get him back on.”
By: John Lambie, when informed that his concussed striker had forgotten who he was.

Civilize

“I reckon I got to light out for the Territory, because Aunt Sally she’s going to adopt me and civilize me and I can’t stand it.”

By: Mark Twain